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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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