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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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