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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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