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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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