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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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