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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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