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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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