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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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