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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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