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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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