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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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