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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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