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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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