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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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