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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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