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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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