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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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