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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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