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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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