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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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