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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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