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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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