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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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