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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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