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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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