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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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