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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Zeus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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