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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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