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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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