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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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