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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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