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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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