Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.