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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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