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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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