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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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