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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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