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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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