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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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