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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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