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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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