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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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