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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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