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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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