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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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