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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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