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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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