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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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