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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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