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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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