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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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