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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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