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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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