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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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