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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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