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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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