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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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