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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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