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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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