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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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